Biotherm Celluli Laser S. Code - Say What?

Here's the ad.

 

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Here's the Claim: The stomach area has the highest concentration of fat cells and stores it more quickly than any other area of the body. These fat cells then accumulate on a very soft, loose area of skin that is not supported by bone. This accumulation can cause skin to lose firmness and begin to sag. The solution? Stimulate the process of fat elimination while toning skin.

This product stimulates the process of fat elimination? (Cue eye-roll.)

Why are we still selling cellulite creams in 2012?  Buying products like this is the equivalent of trading the cow for magic beans.